20 Runner Pick-Up Lines

Taken from RunHaven.com

By Brian Goldman
Image credit: iStockphoto

I have searched far and wide for the best pick-up lines for runners. After an exhaustive search, I have compiled the following list. (You can thank me at your wedding.)

1. Excuse me; do these shorts make me look fast?
2. I like it dirty: I am a trail runner.
3. You make fartleks sound beautiful.
4. On a scale of 1 to 10, you are a 26.2!
5. Dang it! My coach told me not to elevate my heart rate above 165, but then I saw you!
6. Roses are red, violets are blue; would you mind if I ran with you?
7. Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you.
8. Are your legs sore? Because they’ve been running through my mind all day.
9. I hope there’s a fireman around, ’cause you’re smokin’ fast!
10. I am not sure if it was this run or you who just took my breath away.
11. When I log my run into my journal today, I’ll say I ran with my future husband/wife.
12. Ouch! I just scraped my knee falling for you.
13. Was that an earthquake, or are you rocking this run?
14. Do you know karate? Because you have a great finishing kick!
15. Did you get lost on the run? Heaven is a long way from here.
16. Apart from being a running gear model, what do you do for a living?
17. You run faster than my nose in allergy season!
18. My love for you is like an ultramarathon. It goes on and on.
19. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pass you more than once?
20. *At the end of a race* I am like chocolate pudding. I look like crap, but I am sweet as can be!